Saturday, October 13, 2012

For Pit Nutters, The Postman Only Rings Once

Baghdad Bob "My brother Tehran Ted is a mailman
and says Shih-Tzus are the ones you have to look out for!"



It’s a real jungle out there for America’s Mail Carriers. Despite assurances from the Humane Organizations and the Dog Lobby, dog bite related hospitalizations are up 86 percent since 1993
, and Dog Bite Related Fatalities are up a population adjusted 400 percent since the first CDC DBRF Study done in 1977.

The same dynamic is occurring with America’s Mail Carriers. US Postal Service statistics from 1995 show that 2782 mail carriers were bitten by dogs, and by 2011 the figure nearly doubled with 5699 attacks . Of course, with the proliferation of Pit Bulls and a lesser extent Rottweilers, Dog Bites are Worse. America now has two separate dog problems; the “Dog bite problem” and “Pit Bull mauling problem”. They should not be confused.

Below is a collection of Pit Bull attacks on Mail Carriers with a blood misting of Rottweiler appertifs. Perhaps now that the Space Shuttle program has ended and NASA needs a new mission, they could develop a light weight Kevlar “Maul Suit” for postal workers. This technology could then trickle down to neighborhood kids.



Sep 2013, Dayton, OH; Mail Carrier hospitalized after an unlicensed pit bull being pet sat breaks free and mauls the neighborhood mail carrier. The mail carrier was hospitalized after being rescued by neighbor 

"They're taught to hold their bag, which has the mail in it, in front of them as a shield and to stand still, to not stare down the dog, to look away from the dog to hold their ground, to back up slowly. For most dogs that works but, in this case, the pit bull went ahead and attacked anyway," Van Allen told 2 NEWS.


Aug 2013, San Diego, CA; 13 year postal and military veteran is attacked and mauled by a pit bull on his route. A woman medically trained while serving in the Peace Corps saves his life



July 2013, Flint MI; The Michigan USPS is reviewing Safety Procedures after three mail carriers are attacked by pit bulls within a week 

July 2013, Pawtucket, RI; Veteran mail carrier says life has been better since the city banned pit bulls in 2004.... the community and job is less Serengeti-like

 July 2013, San Diego, CA; Another San Diego Mail Carrier gets blown up by a pit canine IED while on his route "Bitten on the neck, shoulder, six times on the legs and lost several teeth" 

July 2013, Michigan City, MI; Letter Carrier on the disability rolls after her arm is severely mauled by a Pit Bull. "From the looks of the wound, it looks like it will be a while"           

May 2013, Pittsburgh, PA; Mail Carrier attacked by pit bull when it's owner opens gate. Treated by EMS and transported to the hospital 

  April 2013, Eunice, LA; Pit Bulls escape back yard to knock down and maul a Mail Carrier. Police respond to the 911 call and shoot the things after an officer is also injured. The owner states "I'm glad we were out of town so her children didn't have to witness their dog being shot"
      

March 2013, Sioux Falls, SD; Two berserking pit bulls attack four people including a Mail Carrier before being wrangled up by Animal Control. Three people are transported to the hospital for treatment

Feb 2013, Ottawa, Canada; A pit bull that bit a mailman several times on the legs has been euthanized.

Oct 2012, Bethlehem, PA; Mail Carrier pepper spray failed, Mail Carrier knocked to the ground and chewed up by two loose Pit Bulls

Oct 2012, Covert, MI; News Paper Deliverer Aperitif: Recidivist pit owner allows newspaper deliverer to sustain serious hand injuries, The animals also flattened two tires when she sought refuge in her car

Sep 2012, Newak, OH; Mail Carrier on restricted duties after being bitten by Pit Bull

Sep 2012, Phoenix AZ; Mail Carrier Michael Holman III is honored as the National Letter Carriers Association, Southwestern Region Hero of the Year for scaling a fence to distract a pit bull that was mauling a woman  6th such award on this list!

Aug 2012, Beaumont, TX; Mail Carrier "punctured" in the face, legs, hands and torso (Sheesh, is there anything left?!?) by chain-snappin' Pit Bull

Aug 2012, Louisville, KY; Mail Carrier recovering after nearly losing hand from a Pit Bull mauling..Her doctor states "After 12 hours of emergency surgery and four attempts to restore blood flow to her hand, the surgery was a success."

July 2012, West Kelowna, BC; Door Bustin' Pit gets ahold of Mail Carrier. The defeated owners, give the animal "The Needle"

July 2012, Galesburg, IL; Screenbustin' Pit Bull sends mail carrier on a Meatwagon ride for surgery. The animal hadn't had Rabies shots since 2009

July 2012, Scottsburg IN; Pit Bull bursts through door and bites mail carrier on the legs and breast. Pit owner later arrested for possession of meth and marijuana



 
Amite means Friendship

July 2012, Amite, LA; After mere $180 fine, Mail Carrier chewin' Pit Bull "Lady" is back home.

July 2012, Washington, DC; When crazy pit owning physician's pit bull charges a mail carrier and he fends it off with pepper spray, she goes berserk. She gets in her SUV tracks him down and physically assaults him. Now facing federal felony charges A simple apology would have been appropriate...

 
June 2012, Warren, OH; 31 year old Mail Carrier hauled off in an ambulance after being bitten several times by a Pit Bull



 
Twice attacked Pit owning mail carrier: "Don't blame the breed, but please reassign me to desk duty..."

 June 2012, Kalamazoo, MI; Pit Bull owning Mail Carrier sustains her second Pit Bull attack and requests safer desk duty...Still swears by the breed though..Then why opt for desk duty?

June 2012, Frankfort, KY; 42 year old Mail Carrier bitten on wrist legs and forearm by Pit Bull

May 2012, Louisville, KY; Police have to shoot Pit Bull to release it’s grip on Mail Carrier…Bad Doggie!!! Bad, Bad Bad Doggie!!!

May 2012, Euclaire, WI; Mail Carrier escapes mauling by spraying two attacking Pits with pepper spray

April 2012, Fairfield, CT; A pit bull with a history of menacing letter carriers, broke through the invisible fence and took a bite of USPS. Letter carriers brave rain, sleet and snow but delivery to the area has been suspended since May 8 due to pit bull.

March 2012 Escondido, CA; In California’s 3rd Postal worker killed by a dog, dies after pit bull attack, Shame on you California, you are way overrepresented here!


Jan 2012, Bennington, NY; Postal Carrier hospitalized, owned fined $100

Jan 2012, Lorain, OH; Good Samaritans save mailman pulled down on the ground being attacked by two pit bulls

Jan 2012, Rock Hill, SC; Postal Carrier‘s ankle torn up

Dec 2011, Cleveland, OH; Friendly neighborhood Mailman Jack Smith sustains a broken left arm, a mangled right arm and a week in the hospital from an Ohio Pit owner

Dec 2011, Chelmsford, UK; 62 year old Postie just weeks from retirement under going reconstructive surgery on his face, Surgeons are "harvesting" tissue from behind his ear.

Nov 2011, Norfolk, VA; “Bubba the Love Sponge” shuts down mail delivery to the neighborhood

Aug 2011, Harris County, TX; We have a Pit Bull problem…Houston

Aug 2011, Beaumont, TX; Mail Carrier undergoing treatment for multiple lacerations and punctures to her hands, legs, torso and face after pit mauling

Aug 2011, Edgewater, CO; Mario Gonzales is sorry his pits and rottweiler chased a mail carrier, bit a policeman and had to be shot . Fined $780

Aug 2011, Schenectady, NY; Mail Carrier attacked and bitten by Pit Bull

July 2011, San Diego CA; Paradise Hills neighborhood Mail Carrier out of work for and mail delivery shut down for 7 months after Pit Bull attack.

July 2011, Niagara, NY, Local paper publishes “Postal Carriers vs. Pit Bulls”

April 2011, Catawba, NC; NASCAR Driver s Pit mix savages his Mail Carrier




A real pit hole....

March, 2011, Fulton, MO; Mail Carrier sustains serious wounds to the face…”Missing pieces of flesh”

Feb 2011, Tempe, AZ; Neighbors take out Class Action Lawsuit against Pit-Leper after their Mail Carrier is mauled and mail delivery stops

Jan 2011, Oroville, CA; Police shoot Pit Bull that bites Mail Carrier in the neck and face

Feb 2011, Killen TX; Mail Carrier attacked by Pit Bulls





 Dec 2010, Mason City, IA; Mail carrier attacked, mail service suspended

Sep 2010, San Jose, CA; Pit and GSD combo leave city workers hosing mail carriers blood off the side walk

Aug 2010, Torrington, CT; Pit Bull breaks through screen door and sends Mail Carrier for a ride in the Meat Wagon and onto the disability rolls for four months

July 2010, Houma, LA; Pit Bull commits OSHA violation by severely mangling Mail Man‘s legs








Blown up by Canine IED

 July 2010, Minneapolis, MN; After surviving Iraq, Iraqi war veteran mail carrier gets blown up by Canine IEDs

June, San Diego, CA 2010, Mail Carrier Eddie Lin dies from brain injury after being knocked down by Rottweiler DEATH! 

June 2010, Jacksonville, FL; When a loose pit bull is attacking a Mail Carrier's van and neighbor has to shoot the rampaging beast when it's charges him 

April 2010; Yuba City, CA; Mail Carrier hospitalized after two cans of pepper spay prove useless

March, 2010, Centreville, MI; Pit Bull that injures Mail Carrier euthanized





ERICA HOBDY 

2009, Ansonia, CT; Letter Carrier sues Pit-Auntie Erica Hobdy for $15000 after his arm is mangled by one of her Nanny Dogs. Collection appears highly unlikely because in Oct 2011 Pit-Auntie Erica‘s Pit Bull killed her 20 month old niece during a babysitting gig and she is on trial for murder.  DBRF

Sep 2009, Jeanette, PA; Police have to respond and shoot a pit bull that had a Mail Carrier cornered for fifteen minutes. When the animal charged them it ate lead

Aug 2009, Miami FL; Multi-time Felon’s illegal Pit Bull mauls Mail Carrier causing her to lose three fingers . An Organized Pit Idiocy Group (OPIG) from a neighboring county threatens a lawsuit to save “Blue“…*Note… Were we better off when only dogfighters owned these things and culled man biters?!?

July 2009, Kirksville, MO; Pepper Spray, Catch pole and gun shot fails to stop berserking Pit Bull during Mail Carrier attack

July 2009, Rockford, IL; Mail Carrier Gets bitten in the face, arms and legs by Pit Bull with two previous biting incidents. F- minus grade assigned to Rockport Animal Control

June 2009; Mail Man attacked…Owner apologized on camera,...sort of

April 2009, San Antonio, Texas; Retired Mail Carrier talks about never being able to make a Pit Bull back down and the non stop Pit Bull DRFS in Texas. Another 7 Texans have been killed by Pit Bulls since his letter

May 2009, Norwich, CT; Norwich post office lauds ‘humble hero', Navy veteran saves, Mailman during Pit Bull mauling

Feb 2009, Phoenix, AZ; Mail Carrier bitten several times by Pit Bull

Feb 2009, Del City, OK; Just months after the City’s Pit Bull ban is removed, Mail Carrier severely wounded

Jun 2008. Milpitas CA; USPS releases photo of seriously bitten mail carrier

Nutterism is a cult and a public safety hazard

Oct 2008, Orange County CA; Pit Nutter Sherri Moody gets off easy after mailman bitten repeatedly in the face by her wiggle butts, claimed “A Ghost let them out”

July 2008, Fresno, CA; Postal Carrier attacked by Pit Bulls with bite history



Honey the maulspawner escorted out to the A/C van

July 2008, Columbus, OH, Illegal Pit Breeder’s dog attacks in the City’s second Pit Bull attack on a mail carrier in a month




Monte the mauler on duty......

 June 2008, Springfield, IL; Mail Carrier recovers after Pit mauling



 May 2008, Lake Charles, LA; Mail Carrier badly mauled by Pit Bull and put on the disability rolls

March 2008, Canadian Postal Service looking for better weapons to arm Mail Carriers against dog attacks

March 2008, Hanover, PA; Routine package delivery turns into a canine freak show as Pit and Rottweiler combo trap Mail Carrier in her truck for two hours. Flattened three tires!

March 2008, Los Angeles, CA; Mail Carriers go through special anti-mauling training with bite trained pittie named Ajax

Jan 2008, San Bernadino, CA; Heroic Postal worker Melissa Kelly saves 74 year old man and his dog from attacking Pit Bulls

Jan 2008, Keansburg, NJ; Mail Carrier petitions city for Dangerous Dog Law after being mauled by Pit Bull

Dec 2007, Parkersburg, WV; 27 year old Mail Carrier mauled by containment breaking pit bull. She was treated and released from the hospital with multiple lacerations and punctures to her arms and legs 

Nov 2007; Casper, WY; “Oh man, Now its serious!”…expresses veteran mailman after being mauled by Pit Bull 

Aug 2007, Torrance CA; Pit Bull attack puts Mail Carrier into the ICU

April 2007, Omaha, NE; Pit Bull bursts through window screen and mauls Mail Carriers arms and legs

Feb 2007, Detroit, MI; Letter carrier Debra Jones takes a 200 stitch mauling from door bustin’ Pit Bulls

Dec 2006, Camden, NJ; After Pit Bull attacks Mail Carrier, police officer shoots it

Dec 2006, Danville, IL; 20 year veteran Mail Carrier down on the ground being mauled by two loose pit bulls while the owner just watches. "Everytime she reached for her pepper spray they just bit her hand"

Dec 2005, Austin, TX; Mail Carrier off the job due to leg infection after being bitten by foul mouthed Pit Mix

Jan 2006, Houston, TX; It was a terrifying scene in northeast Houston when a pit bull attacked a postal carrier as she walked her route. Eyewitnesses say the dog bit the woman on the arm, leg, and thigh. Animal control officers seized the pit bull and ticketed the owner

Nov 2005, Napa, CA; Mail Carrier viciously attacked and bitten by Pit Bull as owner looks on

Nov 2005, Sherman, TX; A Pit Bull and Boxer combo bust through a screen door to attack a mail carrier. The man suffered severe injuries to both his hands and is still undergoing surgery today 

April 2005, Charlotte, NC; Mail Carrier Michael Redice awarded the Carnegie Life Saving Medal after jumping chain link fence to save boy being mauled to death by 5 Pit Bulls…Mr Redice held them off the boy until first responders arrived. Unfortunately the boy died

2004, Las Vegas, NV; Letter Carrier Victor Soto receives the National Letter Carrier’s Association West Region Hero of the Year award for who saving a boy from a pit bull attack

Sep 2004, Carbondale, IL; Mail Carrier severely bitten on the hand by Pit Bull

2004, Ontario, Canada; Mail Carrier Bull-baited after Pit Bull bursts through screen door, loses ear

July 2004, Joliet, IL; Pit Bull knocks down Mailman, bites him in the head

Jan 2004, El Centro, CA; Pit Bull attacks mail carrier; "There are some pretty big holes. The pit bull took some pretty big pieces of flesh from his forearm."

Sep 2003, Pinellas County, FL; After mail carrier is attacked by the same two Pit-Rott Frankenmaulers in a week, the Postmaster orders curbside delivery for the “Pit-Maulus” Park neighborhood

June 2003, Kansas City, MO; Mail Carrier gets artery severed in her hand. Postmaster threatens to shut down mail delivery until the neighborhood Pit-Leper gets rid of her dogs

June 2003 Santa Fe Springs, CA; Local Legislators and officials from the US Postal Service gather to honor mail carrier Gilbert Jaimez who saved a woman being mauled by a pit bull mix by picking the dog up and throwing it over a fence.

May 2003, Santa Fe Springs, CA; Gardener rescues Mail Carrier who was being mauled

Jan 2003, Waxahachie, TX; Mail Carrier sustains broken arm and leg injuries after Pit Mauling

Aug 2002, Los Angeles, CA; Mail Carrier loses part of nose in Pit Bull attack

June 2002, San Francisco; Pit Bull “Taz“ bites mailman in the wrist and stomach

Sep 2001, Boca Raton FL, Mail Carrier gets 50 stitches from Pit Bull

Sep 2000, San Jose, CA; Police Officer shoots two Pit Bulls attacking Mail Carrier 

July 2000, Philadelphia, PA; Two Pit Bulls burst through screen door and maul Mail Carrier’s arms and legs. Rescued by passing motorist

June 2000, Norfolk, VA; Mail Carrier undergoes plastic surgery after being mauled by two Pit Bulls

Aug 1999, Sudbury, MA; Mail Carrier Donna Caissie Cutler was named Hero of the Year by the National Association of Letter Carriers for rescuing an elderly man from Pit Bull and Rhodesian Ridgeback tag team.

July 1998, Detroit-Maul City, MI; Pregnant Mail Carrier lets mauling Pit Bull have her arms instead of her stomach.

Aug 1998, Prince Georges County, MD; Heroic Postman honored, rescued man from Pit Bull

March 1995, Lexington, KY; Mail Carrier sues Pit Bull owner after being mauled

Aug 1993, Syracuse, NY; Rocky the Pit Bull shuts down mail delivery after 3rd attack, Neighborhood Pit-Leper causes neighbors to pick up mail at the Post Office

Oct 1992, Oakland, CA; Postmaster shuts down mail delivery after Letter Carrier mauled by 7 Pit Bulls

July 1992, Ontario, Canada; A Canada Post letter carrier was repeatedly bitten by a pit bull terrier and whipped with a dog leash by its owner

Feb 1992, Salt Lake City UT; Mail Carrier loses part of a finger when attacked by Pit Bull

Oct 1991, San Jose, CA; Mailman Joe Akot describes the fight of his life as he sprays chemical in the face of the Pit Bull that is locked onto his arm

July 1991, Roeland Park, MO; Mail Carrier sues Pit Bull owning couple with last name of the "Savages"...You can't make this stuff up!

 June 1991, Oakland CA; USPS is fighting mad after yet another California Mail Carrier is attacked by a Pit Bull

March 1991, Virginia Beach, VA; Mail Carrier Eugene Parker named Eastern Regional Hero by the National Association of Letter Carriers for rescuing an 8-year-old girl from the jaws of a pit bull.

Jan 1990, Minneapolis, MN; When a 5 year old boy playing with M-80s in his room blows his hand off and his Pit Bull starts attacking him, Mailman Ken Soine leaps into action. * Note: The bewildered owners offered up that the Pit Bull “was trained to attack gunfire“ sigh….

Feb 1990, Sand Point, WA; Postmaster resumes delivery to Pit-Leper’s house after two Pit Bulls that attacked mail carrier are removed

June 1989, Spokane, WA; Pit Bull attacks mailman, then mauls its owner

June 1988; Pinellas County, FL; After Three previous attacks on a Police Officer, a child and a Postal Worker, Black Jack the Pit Bull hangs himself on a fence

Jan 1988; Letter Carrier’s arm crushed, saved by two Firefighters who were servicing hydrants. Bewildered owner surmises “it was the uniform“

Nov 1987, Lewiston, OR; Neighbors angry after Pit Bull mauls their Mail Carrier and shuts down delivery

Oct 1987, San Jose, CA; Pit Bull spared by Humane Society after mauling 94 year old woman, then attacks Mail Carrier 

April 1987, Richmond, CA; Mail Carrier gashed by Pit Bull

July 1986, Lynn MA; Mail Carrier’s arm severely damaged

March 1986, Houston, TX; Fill in Mail Carrier takes a ride in the Meat Wagon when two Pit Bulls defeat screen door

Aug 1985, Ft Lauderdale, FL; Pit Bull puts the Bite on Letter Carrier

Jul 1985, Coral Springs, FL; 38 mail carriers protest after pit-mauling. Request Pit Bull ban 

July 1985, Broward County FL; Bam-Bam the Pit Bull jumps through the window of Louise Johnson’s Mail Truck and bites her 3-4 dozen times

June 1985, Bradenton, FL; Pit Bull attacks cat, Mailman and two Police Officers

Sep 1984, Sacramento, CA; Two Pit Bulls jump out of window and attack Mail Carrier who had only been on the job a month

Feb 1984, Boca Raton, FL; Postmaster establishes get tough policy with dog owners after one of his mail carriers is chomped by a Pit Bull

July 1984, Lorain, OH; Mail Carrier torn above the eye and loses part of nose from Pit Bull attack 

May 1984, Hollywood, FL; Mail Carrier still on desk duty after being mauled by a Pit Bull in 1983 

April 1981, PiMaulus County, FL; Letter Carrier fights off Raymond Gerhardt’s two escaped Pit Bulls with a broom stick and calls police. Later that same day, an 82 year old man is mauled within an inch of his life by the same animals. Police shoot the feasting Pit Bulls off the man and Gerhardt faces a whopping $27 fine. F Minus grade assigned to Pinellas A/C 

1981 Postal Service News release: Humane Officials had to destroy a Bull Terrier "to break the dog's grip on a mail carrier"

1981, Richland, WA; Postmaster describes mail carrier having leg severed by Pit Bull in 1981 

Dec 1981, San Bernadino, CA; 47 year old Postal Worker Sheldon Smith dies from infection four days after being bitten by a Pit Bull

1982, San Jose, CA, Mailman Durrant Simon sustains twelve puncture wounds, nearly loses an eye and endures two hospitalizations after Pit Bull attack. The USPS experiments equipping letter carriers with Umbrellas called “Dogbrellas”…Apparently, the Dogbrella solution collapsed as California Letters carriers would go on to suffer many maulings and a couple of deaths from Pit Bulls 

Feb 1978, Pinellas Park, FL; Mail Carrier James Long is mauled by three Pit Bulls

May 1976, Port Richey, FL; Pit Bull mix jumps into mail van and bites letter carrier

April 1918; Postmaster Charles Metcalfe nearly mauled to death, "looks like he had been in the first line trenches of a german barrage"

July 1908, Detroit, MI; Mail Carrier “thrice bitten“-Ends 30 minute fight with Bulldog by smashing its head against wall

April 1907, Village Green, PA; Rural Postman John Oliver’s horse attacked on route


1889 Brooklyn, NY Mailman Ralph Jacobs gets mauled..."laid up for a month"



1894, New York City Mailman Patrick Duffy gets mauled, "May lose leg"



Special Safety Note: In 1986, Animal Behaviorists from the Humane Society of the United States published the “Are Pit Bulls Different Analysis?”…Pg 6; Pit Bulls 20 times more likely to break containment and attack. A common theme on this list is “Containment Busting”, but it makes sense since Pit Bulls are currently displacing other breeds in Canine Weight Pulling competitions.

Pit Bulls in the households of novice or casual owners is like giving the keys to an 18 wheeler to a 16 child year old with a learners permit. A public safety risk to themselves and everyone around them.






Unfortunately, You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

Friday, September 14, 2012

GREAT PIT BULL INVENTIONS IN HISTORY

"Pit Bulls are just like other dogs"

They say "Necessity is the Mother of Invention"...and the development of the Pit Bull breed has driven the best and worst of the human spirit. Mankind has risen to the challenge by engineering a cornucopia of devices, apparatuses and methods for dealing with the idiosyncrasies of a breed that should have never been created in the first place.

Let's explore...in no particular order;

1. The Bear Garden: What the hell is a Bear Garden you say?!? In Victorian England, they needed bears and arenas for public baiting events, Entrepreneurial Bloodsporters built compounds called Bear Gardens to bait them and raise them so they had an endless supply! Cost to enter and watch a bear or bull get ripped?....1 shilling.



Note: Whenever a child gets poured into a life-flight Helicopter or onto the Coroner's table...Thank a Bear Gardener. Love the Brits, but they should have never opened this Pandora's Box.

2. The Break Stick: A device used to pry open the jaws of a canine developed for fighting that will not let go. The People who sell them issue the following warnings "Every Responsible Pit Bull Owner should have one" and "Never use a Break Stick on another Breed".



Here, a Pit Bull owner describes his use of a breakstick to release himself when his Pit Bull "Fedor's" eyes went reptilian and it decided to kill him:

I had extensive damage done to the main arterys behind my knee, Fedor grabbed a hold of me and shaked and ripped at my leg for about 15 mins.. he got so deep into my leg and fractured one of my shin bones, the fibula? I dont know how to spell it.. From the moment he went after me I remained as calm as could be.. I used all the training commands that we had worked with as far as dropping his toys.. I eventually fell to the floor cause i couldnt stand anymore, I lost over a liter of blood. I had my girlfriend give me a breaking stick to try to pry his jaws apart.. but whenever i got it in he released and just came right back to the same wound.. I was afraid for my life, and my girlfriends life.. and as hard as it is to say, I shot him. I couldnt take the pain anymore

*Lesson: Why mess around with useless Caesar Milan Techniques and the Break Stick?!?...Just go for the gun!!

3. Crate and Rotate: This a lifestyle adopted in a household with multiple, adult, dog- aggressive Pit Bulls. Each dog is separated in it's own crate and "rotated" (taken out for a few hours daily), with the Nutter making an impossible commitment to maintain this lion taming routine 24/7/365.... Normally, they will take the rotated-ripper out on a pink leash on a walk and lecture neighbors about Pit Bulls. Occasionally, there is a C&R mishap and the Nutter is lifeflighted or killed when the eventual "scuffle" breaks loose.





Note: Have a relative or friend that has deteriorated into this lifestyle?...Stage an intervention.

4. Prosthetic Legs for Horses: Meet Molly who was mauled by a Pit Bull shortly after Hurricane Katrina. Normally, losing a leg is a death sentence for a horse and she was about to be put down. A Veterinarian engineered an equine artificial leg to save her...



A first for mankind!

5. The Rape Stand: Dogfighters needed a safe method for breeding "Champions"* that want to kill each other so they came up with this contraption.



GENIUS! * When the United Kennel Club was founded in 1898, the organization regulated dogfighting in the United States. Three documented "wins" were required to earn registry papers. They still chime in today about Pit Bull safety.

6. Pit Bull Crop Circles...Dog Fighting Primitives use a low cost and efficient containment method of staking out Pit Bulls apart so they can't kill each other. In aerial or satellite photos taken from outer space, these resemble Crop Circles.



The mystery of the British Crop Circle Phenomenon solved...Dog fighters!

7. The Nutter Home Zoo (NHZ): The NHZ is taking the Crate and Rotate system to a disturbing level.... When this Beaver-like Nutter needed a way to prevent to the multiple Pit Bulls in her home from ripping each other apart. She constructed an intricate labyrinth of gates and cages that resemble lockdown systems one might see in a Mental Institution or Maximum Security Prison....









Remember these photos when the Occupy Maul Streeters descend upon your City Council and start screaming at them....

8. Pit Bull Snow Angels: On January 2nd, 2012; Chicago Jogger Charles Finley was attacked by two loose Pit Bulls in a 30 minute, Serengeti-like mauling that severed his foot. Police responded and shot the Pit Bulls. The carcass of one of the pitties melted this beautiful image in the snow before cooling to ambient temperature.



Happy Maulidays!

9. Remote Controlled Dog Exploder (RCDE): In 2002, near Brindisi, Italy, there was a nasty Pit Bull attack when two loose Pit Bulls attacked two farmers. One farmer was killed and after the other survived by hiding in a shed., When Police arrived they shot one maneater, while the other escaped into nearby woods. Italian Police had quite the personnel safety quandary, so they "MacGuyvered" up an Explosives Demolition Robot rigged with a bomb. When the berserker approached it, they hit the detonate button and...KABLOOIE!!!!!



BRILLIANT!!


10. The Pet Resume and Interview: WTF is a Pet Resume you say?!? A Pet Resume is a worthless document made by a desperate, civil rights violated - Pit Bull owner seeking rental housing. The goal behind the Pet Resume and interview is to dupe the prospective Landlord into assuming the liability for the likely six figure bloodbath. The resume will show accomplishments such as the $25 ATTS testing or the Good Canine Citizenship Certification, and may include "references" from other Pit Nutters...none of which provide liability indemnification.



Above, two Pit Bulls get dolled up for their interview with the targeted Landlord...Why is obtaining one's own Renter's Insurance or Liability policy such a foriegn concept to Pit Bull owners? Furthermore, why doesn't the HSUS, ASPCA, AVMA and Best Friends put their money where their mouths are and sell low cost liability insurance to Pit Bull owners?....


11. The Pit Bull Panic Button (PBPB): In 2005, the ASPCA published this extremely Canine Racist brief recommending discriminatory reinforced cages and the installation of Panic Buttons in shelters housing Pit Bulls.





Note: If shelter workers need special protection from the ASPCA's precious Pit Bulls, shouldn't Pit Bull Panic Buttons be installed on school playgrounds, street lights and telephone poles in every community in America?...Think of all the jobs that could be created!

12. The Dogbrella: In 1981, after one of his Mail Carrier's was savagely mauled by a Pit Bull, the San Jose, CA Postmaster tried equipping his personnel with "Dogbrellas". The thought was that an umbrella popping open would scare off most dogs, or the biter would attack the Dogbrella.



This novel idea seems to have collapsed as America's Mail Carriers are being hauled off in the Meatwagons at record pace...Apparently, it just pisses off a pit bull, so they've switched to pepper spray...

A carpal-tunnel causing compilation of Pit Bull attacks on mail carriers may be seen here:
For Pit Nutters, The Mailman Only Rings Once


12. The Dine and Dash (D&D): The latest craze taken from the Pit Owner playbook (which might be a cookbook called: “To Serve Man“…) is fleeing from stunned attack victims using the Dine and Dash, or “the D&D“. A variety of techniques can be used during a D&D, from blatantly hauling ass, to giving phony names and offering a worthless promise to pay med/vets bills. Sometimes the reckless owner will traffic the animal to another locality to avoid it‘s euthanization.



The Pit Bull owner playbook



A determined and angry victim launched a cyber web to ensnare this brutal Pit Bull owner who happened to be a Chicago City Cop!

An astonishing list of brazen D&D attempts and techniques to muzzle them may be seen here: How to defeat a Pit Bull owner Dine and Dash

Disclaimer...You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Friday, August 31, 2012

Top stunt pit backfires in history

A commonly used tactic in the organized Pit Bull Idiocy Groups  (OPIGs) is using loopholes in the law and the total unregulation of the doggie world to designate Pit Bulls as Stunt Pits. “Stunt Pitting” is defined as designating a Pit Bull as a therapy, service, Good Canine Citizen, SAR, Education or Law Enforcement animal in an attempt to wash away the river of blood from the never ending cycle of Deaths and Maulings. Some Stunt Pits are used to infiltrate jurisdictions where Pit Bulls are regulated in order to have the Animal Control ordinances overturned, to get the breeders and dogfighters back in business. There is no quality assurance or oversight on designating such an animal…In fact anyone with two minutes and a credit card can buy a Service Dog certification online or merely call it one.

Example:


“My Pit Bull Udai serves as my Erectile Dysfunction Service Dog. He carries my Viagra medicines and can fetch girlie magazines on command… Pit Bulls are not dangerous because a Pomeranian once killed a baby!”
Believe it or not, Bob’s service dog declaration would be totally legal and have to be honored in the United States!


Occasionally, the Stunt-Pit Operations backfire when the genetics kick in and the owner is defeated…So let’s explore the top Stunt Pit Backfires in history!
1. Bay Area SPCA Trained Therapy Pit Bull “Nettie” In a classic backfire, Anna Klafter's SPCA pencil whipped therapy Pit Bull goes beserk after seeing it's first police horse in Golden Gate Park. Nettie is shot, the police officer is put on the disability rolls and Anna get’s kicked in the face, sustaining a fractured skull. In a bizarre twist of irony, the Taxpayer’s Police Horse; Triple A Andy, has to be retired and is donated to the same SPCA that “pimped” Nettie out onto the public!
Like deceased Bay Area Dog Owners Responsible About Pit Bulls (BADRAP) supporter
Darla Napora, Anna doesn’t seem to be active in Pit advocacy anymore….


*UPDATE  Almost ten years ago  when Nettie went beserk, The rationalization exclaimed was "she's not aggressive, just had never seen a horse before"

Aug 2012 Crissy Field Federal Park. Nutter David Gizzarreli's commits copyright violation on the phrase "had never seen a horse before"after his Pit Bull "Charlie" attacks a Police horse and injures a police officer

"I could go to federal prison," he said. "I don't know what's going to happen. I don't have an attorney. I can't afford an attorney. (He's) a very friendly animal. (He) gets along with all animals and people, he has just never seen a horse before."




2. Ruth Teeter’s Prized AKC Staffordshire Terriers Ruth Teeter gets high ranking due to her significant contributions in pioneering Stunt Pitting and modern Pit Advocacy. In July 1987, she paraded her animals around in costumes raising donations for the American Dog Owners Association(ADOA) and had articles published about them.

Her meteoric rise to Pit Bull superstardom was neutered after her Staffies were shot while attacking livestock  a mere 5 months later… The ADOA subsequently disavowed any relationship with her which started the “Blame the Owner” cop out craze.
Ruth is still active in the Staffordshire Club of America and still breeds and sells “WiggleButts”…Only in America!

3. Robert Weller’s PTSD Service Pit Bull “Chummy” In 2009 the noted reporter published this piece about a California* based Pit Bull group suing Evil-Denver to overturn it’s 21 year old Pit Bull ban. Later in 2010, he published another piece describing how he received a humanitarian exemption from Evil-Denver since Chummy served as his PTSD Service Dog…The piece then deteriorates as he rambles on about Chummy attacking him and the Denver taxpayers getting bitten in the ass responding to his 911 call. Robert is Denver’s last known Pit mauling victim…However, Colorado’s Pit Bull mauling victims are routinely life lighted to Denver trauma centers.Note...*California has sustained 42 Pit Bull fatalities as of this writing. A baby was killed by a Pomeranian there in 2000, so Pit Bull groups feel the need to spread the love around...



4. Steven Woods Stolen Valor Pit Bull “Mimi” When Texas Pit Bull breeder Steven Woods got in trouble for his Pit Bull Mimi attacking a neighbor, he whipped out the disabled veteran, PTSD -Pit Bull Service dog card. Soon pictures of Tu-Tu wearing Mimi were all over the internet and gullible Pit Advocates raised $17, 000 for his legal fight against “The Man”. Woods even had the balls to wear his uniform for his court appearance. Later. the National Guard revealed that Woods had never served in Iraq or Afghanistan, and in fact that he had never deployed anywhere. Even though Woods and the Pit Bull community saved man biting Mimi, she was euthanized after attacking another neighbor 8 months later. This time Woods didn’t show up for court. In 1991 The Texas Legislature superceded local communities ability to regulate Pit Bulls, thereby by keeping breeders like Woods in business. In the years since, 31 Texans have been killed by Pit Bulls and hundreds have been “merely” horribly mauled. Can I get a good ol’ Texas “BSL Never Works“ Hell Yeah?!?

By the way, you can still purchase a “Free Mimi” T-shirt on line at zazzle.


Save Mimi from Death Disabled Veterans Therapy Dog T Shirts
 
A steal at just $15.95!




5. SAR PITs Kris Crawford left a trail of civil fraud judgments all over the Southwestern United States as Pit Bull owners looking for a hero were manipulated. Even Pit Bull Superstar Tia Torres was one of her victims:
san diego news 10
Pit Bull Forum Kris Crawford A Fraud
Organized Pit-Idiocy still cites SARPITS/ForPitssake as an example of why we should allow the deaths and maulings continue…but Crawford’s ability to perform SAR work has been euthanized due to her criminal conviction. Pit Grifterin ain’t easy!


6. LAWDOGSUSA…Another oft cited program by Pit Bull advocates, LAWDOGS has been defunct due to lack of funding and interest since 2006... About the time the Founder’s brazen, yet truthful comments about current Pit Bull breeding hit the press, funding from “BIG PIT BULL” seemed to dry up:


“It's not sensible to get an animal bred for bringing a 2,000-pound bull to its knees and say I'm going to treat this like a soft-mouth Labrador," says Jessup, the former animal-control officer. She blames novice owners, as much as actual criminals, for bringing the breed into disrepute. "It's a capable animal, and it's got to be treated as such."
When we first got pit bulls in, they were always friendly. They were always nice dogs," says Diane Jessup, a former animal-control officer in Olympia. Jessup has raised many pit bulls and written several books about them. "I will say now, in the last five years, 50 percent of the dogs are fearful, fear-biters with horribly unsound temperaments."



Meanwhile, Police Departments continue to pay top dollar for Belgian Malinois and Law Enforcement has to shoot hundreds of Pit Bulls annually in the United States. Play find the Pit Bull by drilling way down this AKC dog trainer intelligence survey to find out why: http://www.petrix.com/dogint/27-39.html
Hint: Go way down the list and use the AKC alias “American” Staffordshire Terrier


7. James Greible’s Victory “Bitt Bull” Mercedes…James does all the work here on this one in his bragging on PitNutter.org, his comments are left intact and in their shining Pit-Nutter glory:
“I have a pitt bull service dog that i self trained to pull my wheelchair as i can not walk that far too many back problems the school system here seams to think pitt bull's CAN NEVER BE OR WILL NEVER BE SERVICE ANIMALS well i proved them wrong when i went on to 6:00 news the school thought they could tell me i couldn't bring her on campus well they got told i could SHE IS BY LAW A SERVICE DOG EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NOT REGISTARED (there ain't one required nor can you obtain a certifiedservice animal certificate from the government) when i got mercedes it was cause she was loving and kind and great with kids and other animals but it was to pull my wheelchair and those other things were just a plus training half done but i didn't think of all the crap i'd get for choosing a pitt bull and her bread wasn't even a factor when we got her it was her.SO TO ALL THOSE OUT THER ONE MORE VICTORY FOR BITT BULL'S and if you go to channel 13 KTNV UNDER YOU ASK WE INVESTIGATE CLICK PITT BULL'S AND THE CCSD THERE WILL BE MY STORY TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
Then the rest of the story comes out…

CCSD later sent Action News a statement admitting the district was wrong about the need for certification, but claiming James was wrong, too. A spokesman said James did not notify the school prior to bringing the dog on campus.
The statement also said the dog was observed chasing children while she was leashed, and that James made a threat to set her loose on the custodian. School police are investigating that alleged threat, but CCSD now says James can take his service dog to Wengert if he keeps her under control.
Read more: www.pitbull-chat.com 
“BITT BULLS“?!?…You really can’t make this stuff up!…. Can we all agree that if you can’t spell Pit Bull, you shouldn’t be legally able to own one, much less designate it as a Service Dog?!?




8. Garfield, Colorado-Pit Bull “Bite Education” Dogs; Animal Control Officer-Nutter Aimee Chapelle establishes one of the first known bite prevention school programs using Pit Bulls to educate...err, indoctrinate children...She is on her way to Pit Bull Superstardom after getting this fabulous PR piece published:
http://www.postindependent.com/article/20050730/VALLEYNEWS/50729010
Then in 2006 the program is muzzled after one of her Pit Bulls defeats her fence and attacks a neighborhood child! http://www.postindependent.com/article/20061226/VALLEYNEWS/112260030 
Have the Pit Nutters infiltrated your Animal Control Department and schools? Better check….



9. Pit Grifting Operation/Autism Service Pit "Toby" Kelly Nolan stages an Oscar Winning performance for the media, lamenting that her daughter’s autism Service Pit Bull “Toby” was abducted by a pit hating, blonde woman and killed with a baseball bat. 
Watch the performance here!:
www.live5news.com
Once again, gullible Pit Nutters rally and begin raising thousands of dollars in donations for their new media hero. Later, the police investigation reveals Toby ran off and was actually hit by a car…. Nolan and her partner are subsequently arrested on drug and Stolen Property charges after inviting police into their home for the Pit Griftering operation. Unfortunately, they were not billed for the fraudulent investigation costs to the taxpayers.
www.myfoxal.com 
Again, Pit Grifterin’ ain’t easy!…

10. Linda Forney-“Exposure” Stunt Pit “Snoopy” …Grandma Rose Forney volunteered at the City Public library and would take her Pit Bull with her to expose as many people as she could to Pit Bulls for the “Great Struggle“. All was well until Snoopy bit a resident in the face. Now the City of Maul-lala is being sued for $158,000.Now I can’t get that stupid song “Hang on Snoopy, Snoopy hang on” out of my head, Dammit!



11. Marc Langevin’s PTSD Service Dog “Princess” attacks a neighbor walking her dog and severely bites both of them…Langevin expresses bewilderment as to why his fighting breed dog was “triggered” at the sight of another dog.I don’t get it. …What’s with all the Pit Bull PTSD service dogs?!? Do they help the owner by making the rest of the world seem safer?

12. San Francisco, Unnamed “Depression” Service Pit…In 2002, when landlord Guy Lowe’s Nutter tenant tried forcing him to accept her “Depression” Stunt Pit as a service dog and he refuses, she gets uppity, forces a court battle, then gets mauled in Federal Court:

Issuing one of the first court verdicts to weigh a conflict between the right of a legally disabled person to keep a companion animal and the duty of landlords to protect tenants from dangerous dogs, U.S. District Judge William Alsup ruled on August 8, 2002 that the San Francisco landlord of Guy Lowe, 38, met the requirements of federal law and the California Fair Employment and Housing Commission by allowing legally disabled persons to keep small dogs, and that Lowe, whose claimed disability is severe depression, acted unreasonably in demanding to keep a pit bull terrier. "The potentially catastrophic consequences of a pit bull attack must be considered, even if the risk of that attack is remote," Judge Alsup wrote.
Since Judge Alsup's ruling, 22 Californians have been mauled to death by Pit Bulls, but a Pomeranian killed a baby there in 2000...


13. ATTS Testing and subsidized Good Canine Citizen Certifications: Pencil whipped GCC Certifications and ATTS testing are a low cost way to to generate an army of “certified” stunt pits that can be cited to support the “It’s the Owner” defense.

An examination Pit Nutter mothership Animal Farm Foundation’s 2009 Tax return reveals that they subsidized Pit Bull rescues and humane groups to produce roughly 100 Good Canine Certifications (GCC) to the tune of $150 each…A nice little tax free subsidy to the dog trainers pencil-whipping..err…“certifying” the animals…No wonder dog trainers love Pit Bulls, once they get on the AFF payroll, they receive a steady income!

Then you have the American Temperament Test Society Test….The abuse of the test for advocacy purposes is exposed here: The TRUTH About Pit Bulls

Ironically, the two breeds that use the test the most are Pit Bulls and Rottweilers which have pumped through over 7000 dogs to the tune of $25 each. Unfortunately, breeders from those communities have produced dogs which have killed over 440 Americans, so ATTS testing rates seem to be inversely proportional to public safety….For breed clubs, pumping dogs through testing is easy, while apparently, breeding and selling safe dogs is nearly impossible….

Former head of the AVMA and now head Nutter at Texas A&M Dr Bonnie Beaver summed it up best about Temperament Testing when she was responsible for the AVMA’s insurance program:




The AVMA warns veterinarians to be careful about supplying behavioural evaluations of dogs for insurance purposes.


"It's risky for veterinarians," said Dr. Beaver, explaining that there are many situations in which a dog may behave aggressively, and temperament tests can't rule out the possibility of aggression. "You don't have temperament tests that can identify all possibilities."
Yes Bonnie, temperament testing IS way too risky for vets…So let’s leave it to the Pit Nutters!


SUPER STUNT-PIT HONORABLE MENTION:

International wanted fugitive Mormon kidnapping-Raper Joyce Mckinney clones her Service Pit “Booger“ in South Korea …Joyce claims Booger actually did laundry and answered the phone. Her Pit-lunacy of near-Biblical proportions can be witnessed here:
pitnutter.blogspot.com


** DISCLAIMER…EXCEPT FOR BAGHDAD BOB, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!